Ordinary Spouse shared this conversation that she had with Youngest Daughter…

YD: Do you know what “consisted” means?

OS: Yes, it means what things are made out of. Like the cookie dough consisted of flour, butter and chocolate chips.

YD: God made people out of dirt, right?

OS: Yes.

YD: Dirt is made out of poo, right?

OS: Yes.

YD: So people are made of poo?

OS: Um, yes. Recycled poo with God’s breath blown in to make us alive.