Here are two quotes to amuse you, courtesy of my delightful family. First, we have this from a discussion of the parks in our town:

Ordinary Spouse: We can list all the ‘pros’ and ‘cons’…

Oldest Daughter: …and we can list all the ‘Genghis Khans’!

And Youngest Daughter was singing this little ditty the other morning:

Bacon makes my whole heart want to sing!

She later clarified that she meant “bakin'” and not “bacon”, but it certainly caused some raised eyebrows for Ordinary Spouse and me. (It is true that YD is the baker among the girls. Anytime OS starts up the mixer, YD is there.)