We’ve just finished supper – sweet potato soup with yogurt and cranberry bread – both lovingly made from scratch by my Extraordinary Spouse. (Yum!) Youngest Daughter is the last child at the table. She has finished her food, and her plate is empty…

YD: Butter, butter, butter! I’d like some butter!

o(m): How are you going to eat the butter? You don’t have anything to put it on.

YD: Just find a way to get it in my mouth!