Here’s a quick Saturday morning quote from Youngest Daughter. I was saying “This Little Piggy”…

This little piggy went to market;
This little piggy stayed home;
This little piggy had coffee cake; #%
This little piggy had none;
And this little piggy cried, “Whee, whee, whee,
All the way home! *

To which Youngest Daughter said…

You’re supposed to say, “roast feet” for this one!

# We generally don’t use ‘roast beef’ with our girls. It may have some historic connection to being sensitive about killing animals for food.

% We had coffee cake for breakfast.

* This part, of course, is accompanied by tickling.